BLAST BITCOIN, GRAB HAZE

Yo, the copyright scene is wild right now. Prices swing more than a stripper's pole at dawn. But there's a new wave of traders who ain't just about the green. They're seeking out that sweet, sweet haze, man. You know what I mean? It's like this: you mint your Bitcoin high, then you grab a bag of some top-shelf buds. It's the ultimate stoner combo.